What Is This Website? 🤔
Welcome to Cognitive Dissonance, a website dedicated to the art of making no sense whatsoever. If you're feeling too comfortable with your grasp on reality, you've come to the right place.
This website will sometimes pretend to be a blog, at other times an e-commerce site, and occasionally a strange digital art project. It might even change its mind mid-paragraph.
Sometimes text will appear at strange angles.
Some elements might bounce for no reason.
Features or Maybe They're Bugs
Unpredictable Navigation
Our navigation menu is designed to be as counterintuitive as possible. Links might not go where they claim to, or they might change destinations on different visits.
Mystery Buttons
What do these buttons do? Only one way to find out! Or maybe there's no way to find out. The uncertainty is part of the experience.
Time-Based Confusion
This website contains elements that change based on time. The longer you stay, the stranger things become.
They Said Words About Us
"I think I understand less now."
- Someone, probably
"After visiting this website, I forgot how to tie my shoes."
- A confused visitor
"Is this what having a stroke feels like?"
- Medical professional (we think)
Attempt to Contact Us
Warning: All contact attempts may result in more confusion. Proceed with caution.
Frequently Avoided Questions
Q: What is the purpose of this website?
A: Yes. Alternatively, no. Perhaps something in between. The answer changes depending on the phase of the moon and your current level of confusion.
Q: How do I navigate this site?
A: Navigation implies a destination. This site is more of a journey without a clear endpoint. Embrace the chaos. Click things. See what happens.