People Who Don't Return Shopping Carts
In what experts are calling "a complete collapse of social norms," people everywhere are leaving their shopping carts in empty parking spaces rather than returning them to the designated cart areas just a few steps away.
Cart abandonment is not only an indicator of laziness but a fundamental breakdown of the social contract that binds our society together. These cart rebels are essentially saying, "My time is more valuable than yours," to every other shopper in the parking lot.
Dr. Marcus Wellington, professor of Trivial Psychology at Made-Up University, explains: "The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the cart is an easy, convenient task that we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To not return the cart is objectively wrong. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart."
People Who Don't Push Their Chair In After Leaving a Table
Is there anything more infurieting than walking into a coffee shop and seeing chairs sticking out at all angles? These savages are literally destroying society one unaligned chair at a time.
When Someone Uses "Your" Instead of "You're"
Your not going to believe how many people make this mistake. It's like their purposely trying to destroy the English language and their not even aware of it!
People Who Take 13 Items to the "12 Items or Less" Lane
These rule-breakers are literally counting on the cashier being too polite to call them out. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
The Sound of Someone Eating an Apple
*CRUNCH* *SLURP* *CRUNCH* Why are they SO LOUD? Are they doing this on purpose? Do they have ANY consideration for others around them?
People Who Walk Slowly in Groups, Taking Up the Entire Sidewalk
Why do these human roadblocks need to travel in horizontal formations that span the entire walkway? Do they not realize there are people with actual places to be?
When Someone Leaves One Second on the Microwave Timer
Would it KILL YOU to press the clear button? That ONE SECOND staring at me is psychological warfare and you know it!
People Who Don't Use Their Turn Signals
Apparently using that little lever that communicates your driving intentions to others is TOO MUCH EFFORT for some people. Sorry if SAFETY is such an inconvenience!
When People Say "Expresso" Instead of "Espresso"
There is NO X in this word. It's not a fast train, it's a coffee. How hard is this to understand?!
Toilet Paper Hung in the Wrong Direction
There is a CORRECT way to hang toilet paper (over, not under), and people who do it wrong are literally monsters who deserve to step on LEGO bricks barefoot.
People Who Put Their Bag on the Empty Seat Next to Them on Public Transport
Yes, your designer handbag definitely deserves its own seat while the rest of us are standing. The audacity to pretend not to notice when the bus is packed!
Photographic Evidence of Societal Collapse
What Our Angry Users Say
Frequently Asked Questions
Absolutely! In fact, it's a sign of superior intelligence to be able to recognize and become disproportionately outraged by minor inconveniences that lesser minds would simply ignore.
You can submit your own trivial rage using our form below. Please note that your submission will be carefully reviewed to ensure it's about something truly insignificant yet infuriating.
Absolutely not! That's the beauty of it. You'll spend valuable mental energy and emotional resources on things that have zero impact on your actual quality of life.
Comments (143)
You forgot to mention people who leave time on the microwave! That's literally the WORST thing anyone can do and should be punishable by law!!!
Your article has 4 typos and 2 grammatical errors. Im literally shaking with rage right now.
I found a new one: people who ask "can I ask you a question?" YOU JUST DID!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS??